28 reasons to never go to Portugal
One of the places where many people dream of going is Portugal. But is it so beautiful as it might seem at first glance? TravelAsk will try to "dissuade" you of this!
They say Portugal is an amazing country ...
But you are probably wondering why the Portuguese are so proud of their country.
After all, there is absolutely no charm in it!
Well, not a bit!
Who wants to lie on such a beach?
Just look at the color of the water - it's just awful!
Let's talk a little about the city of Porto!
Seriously, how that thing looks!
Ponte de Dona Maria Pia bridge built by Gustave Eiffel
The whole city looks unsightly
I just can't watch it!
And Lisbon is not better!
The city lives in the last century
Trams are a pitiful sight!
Portuguese landscapes are not at all poetic
Everyone knows that the country has a poor history.
Park and Pena Palace, Sintra
Architecture in the country is boring.
Belem Tower, Lisbon
Well what is it!
Monument to the Discoverers, Lisbon
Seriously, this place is devoid of any elegance!
A meaningless pile of old stones.
Jeronimos Monastery, Lisbon
And don’t even start talking to me about food!
Traditional Portuguese fado music is just a nightmare!
There are no outstanding stars in Portugal.
Seriously, who ever heard of Louis Figo?
The Portuguese are damn boring ...
Well, really, this country is just disgusting!
Do not worry!
Just stay at home!
And never try to go there!